good quotes from today:

"she's so pretty, I just want to kiss her!" - 70-something year old vet as my partner looked deep into his eyes (ie did the pupillary light reflex test on him)
Awkwardness ensued.

"Granted, it is hard to read after a full day in the OR. For a change, go to sleep right and wake up a few hours early the next day and read before going to the hospital." - Surgical Recall textbook
Hahahaahahahaaaaahaha.

"it's so beautiful outside!" - 2nd yr resident as she arrived for the day (from outside lectures) during hour 7 of 12 hours inside the hospital.
I already mentioned this one, but it's still good.

"We'll be back in the morning." - resident, on evening rounds, third rounds of the day
"What time?" - funny Vietnam Vet patient in hospital bed
"Early." - resident
"I'll make breakfast." - patient (with open oozing abdominal incision)

Goodnight.