If when getting handed your take-out bag, the girl says "single with
cheese," and you say, "no, without cheese," and she says, "oh yeah...
without cheese." you can be sure that when you finally open that
burger, there will be cheese on it.

I think I craved fast food because I've been watching so much tv
lately. That's because i've been home alone a lot and I like the
background noise. I think my blood vessels can take one wendy's
hamburger per year... Also, I did NOT get the "shakin' & bacon" combo
which is a bacon triple cheeseburger served with a milkshake and
french fries. I intended on not even getting one piece of cheese.
You'd be surprised how hard it is for them to hold that disgusting
orange goody cheese.