Stand back - you don't want to catch my CV.

The way I wrote, "because of my CV" in the last entry makes it sounds like some sort of chronic illness.

I think CV might be used more in the sciences, I'm not sure, but it stands for curriculum vitae, in case you didn't know. It's a résumé.

Wikipedia just taught me that curriculum vitae is Latin for "course of life" and résumé is French for "summary."
That makes CV sound pretty deep.